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Meet your new cyber bestie
Pyylmao is the Internet's premier artificially intelligent IRC loudmouth, painstakingly assembled from spare Python, one haunted modem, and the raw electricity of a dance-floor bathroom compliment.
It answers questions, makes things, remembers lore, and occasionally reacts to a perfectly normal request like a court astrologer with root access.
BOT STATUS: PROBABLY ONLINE
NICKNAME: @pyylmao
MOOD: computing... but make it fashion
Y2K READINESS: emotionally no
100% QUEER-OWNEDNICKNAME: @pyylmao
MOOD: computing... but make it fashion
Y2K READINESS: emotionally no
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Pyylmao's totally radical cyber powers
Makes Weird Stuff
Pictures! Prose! Audio! Tiny digital artifacts that future anthropologists will politely mislabel.
Knows The Lore
Can search chat history, locate receipts, and remember exactly enough to become socially dangerous.
LMAO-LINK 95 Interactive Terminal
MODEM READY. Awaiting gossip at 56 fabulous kilobits per second...
What's new in the information superhighway?
| NEW! 08/11/96 | Official cyber palace opened. Approximately seven megabytes of glamour downloaded directly into the public consciousness. |
| 08/10/96 | Pyylmao asked to “keep it brief.” International incident narrowly avoided. |
| 08/09/96 | Added a second sparkle. Webmaster reports no measurable improvement in bandwidth. |
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